shturwursh:

A janitor at a college does these when everyone leaves. Amazing.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

chocobo-strider:

LUNCH TIIMMMMEEEE

swaggermimint:

spookleberrymint:

Homestuck vs the lorax

OH MY GOOOOOD

thefrogman:

[twitter]

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

quazza:

quazza:

ignitionremix:

ignitionremix:

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

that you had a boyfriend that looked like

A GIRLFRIEND

casualsubjuggulator:

bajsherre:

kramzopostsstuff:

kitsunekaitosai:

trollhornidiot:

chaotic-genius:

karkatfogguardvantas:

thehomestucklover:

teamseabreeze:

hazeldream17874:

misanthropic-librarian:

lolliconjure:

restlessillustrator:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

Shadow Blood

Rising Sun

BLOODY TURKEY

JFC

Eye Blade

…well played tumblr, well played.

OKAY, i DON’T PLAY THIS BUT I DECIDED TO FIND MY NAME FOR THE HECK OF IT

I’M FUCKING SUN SUN

OH MY GOD

Dark Blade

cool.. red Secret 

Night Tomahawk (well okay?)

sun sun is the new moon moon

i am btw moon secret….uú laaame

hidden blade ;3 thats rad i like it

Short Vision *sobs*

I am Hidden Dagger. Yes, seems good. Yes.

Better than ‘Short vision’.

hahahahahahah I am Sharp Turkey, I don’t even know what kind of assassin I’d be with that name.

is-this-just-phantasy:

cas-sexual:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

dukeofnines:

Season 3 Bloopers

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT

HEY SUPERNATURAL. TAKE NOTES.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WHAT THE WHAT

onepieceperson:

That’s it. That’s their relationship.